One day, I decided to take both of our golden retrievers out for a long walk around the path in the park near our house. I had done this many times…walking BOTH dogs I mean. They are both rather big, weighing between 70 and 80 pounds. Believe me, it’s as hard as it sounds. Especially since Tucker (who is now 10) likes to lag behind and Jake (who is 7) plows ahead. It is really a funny sight to see.
Anyway, I enjoy taking the boys for long walks and I really like going alone with them because it’s a time for me to think (when I’m not being yanked around, that is). Before heading out my mom asked if she and Kristi could come and I told her it was fine and I didn’t mind going by myself. So I leashed the dogs and we headed for the park. We were almost to the end of the park path when I noticed an old lady a little ways in front of us. She had with her a little dog. Of course the boys noticed her and her little dog and they quickened their steps as I quickly tried to reel them in. As we came up to her she did the unthinkable…SHE LET HER DOG GO!!! OFF THE LEASH!! What a mistake! Her little dog immediately ran for cover behind her legs and, quicker than a wink, the boys followed BUT they went opposite ways around the old lady. Jake ran around the right and Tucker around the left. AND since I had reeled the boys in really close to me and locked their leashes in place I was bent in half, my arms around her waist, and my face in the old lady’s butt. I was her wedgie! Take a moment to picture this for yourself…I certainly didn’t have the best view. I don’t remember how long I was stuck in that rather awkward position, but we finally were able to maintain control of our dogs and put some more distance between us. I was furious and yanked the boys the rest of the way up the path and kept them on a short (but not too short!) leash all the way home.
The next day, when I had cooled off a little, I told my mom this story. Now we laugh a lot in my family, but my mom was laughing so hard at this, that it took me by surprise. But whatever, I didn’t think any more of it. Several days later, my mom confessed to me that she and Kristi had wanted to go for a walk so they decided to go a few minutes after I left so they could stay behind me. So yeah, they saw the WHOLE THING!!! They stopped and sat on a bench while the show was going on and stayed there until I was out of sight, for fear of my reaction if I turned around and saw them there. Mom and Kristi laughed so hard they cried! I now understood why my mom had been laughing so hard when I told her…I was just reliving it for her!! Oh man…
And you know what? I haven’t seen that old lady since…
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| Going canoeing!! |
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| Tucker and Jake |

